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Go Ahead, Whack Your Computer

	"The best $20 I ever spent!" - David Pogue, NY Times Technology Columnist ScreenSmasher List Price: $39.95 Price: Just $9.95 You Save: $30.00 (75%) Availability: In Stock 30 Day Satisfaction Guarantee "Vent your anger on the PC safely" "Get this piece of inane fun." - ubergizmo "Someone's finally come up with a way to beat the bloody hell out of your computer without actually destroying it." "Viscerally satisfying!" - Gearlog.com "A perfect way to relieve all that tension." "The coolest thing for the cheapest price." - SlashGear.com

The most annoying invention ever — the personal computer.
Who hasn't fantasized about smashing one to bits? Now you can!

"Therapy never came so cheap!"
— PC World Magazine

"It's hilarious!"
— David Pogue, NY Times Technology Columnist

The ScreenSmasher: the perfect gift for anyone who spends too much time with a computer.

True Story. A man walked into a bar with a laptop, told everyone to cover their ears, and then shot it four times. He hung the laptop's remains on the wall like a hunting trophy.

Millions of people suffer from Computer Rage, the intense frustration of being tormented by soulless machines. Who hasn't fantasized about smashing their computer?

The ScreenSmasher™ is the cure for Computer Rage. When your PC makes you want to strangle someone, whack it! It really feels like you're smashing it to bits, complete with realistic graphics and glass-shattering sound effects.

Wouldn't you love to whack your computer right now?

ScreenSmasher™ comes with software on a CD, a special whacking sensor that plugs into your USB port, and a 8" foam axe, plus special bonus features from Monkeysoft, including the friendly Monkeysoft Screen Saver (alone worth $39.95!).

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System Requirements
Windows Vista, XP or 2000
Pentium 4, with at least 128 MB of RAM

Testimonials

Gary F. - "The first time I used it, people really thought I was breaking my screen! LOL!"

Manuel R. - "You should see the expression on my coworker's face. Loads of laughs."

Erin S. - "Fun product. I got it for my boss and he loves it."

30 Day Satisfaction Guarantee
We're serious about your satisfaction with the product. If you're not satisfied, just email us within 30 days for an RMA (Return Merchandise Authorization), return the merchandise, and we'll give you your money back. Please include your full name and order number in the email. Sorry but we can't reimburse you for the return shipping.